Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
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Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don’t have a fork.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.