The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired.”But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…””Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back.””But, officer, I think
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There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks,” can I see your license and registrationplease!”The blonde responds, “license and registration what is that?”The cop respnds,” you will find your license in your purse andregistration in your glove compartment.”The cop gets the license