The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let’s begin. A”All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked.
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You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people’s stupidity.You want to slap the next person who says “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free.”You believe chocolate is a food group.You can tell if it’s a
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now. Daughter: I just don’t know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it’s just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by hernext husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’refinally together.”A guy sitting in
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him with my bare hands. 2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so tight you can tell