Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you
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I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a hotel. “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” Sign in a science teacher’s room: “If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.” Sign in butchers window: “Pleased to meat you.”
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: “Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.” Sign on the box
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years. The mule answered: ‘To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please,
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?” France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your wife is?” Poland: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know what time it is?”
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3 children. The pilot comes on the radio and says the plane is going to crash,and there are only three parachutes. The doctor yells out, ” Save the children” The lawyer yells out “FUCK THE CHILDREN!” The