There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being
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1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. Clarence Darrow Kids. They’re not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. Bill Maher To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’. Rita Rudner This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, because I’m a
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty A man explained inflation to his wife thus: ‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’ Lord Barnett Some people get so
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Dog for