|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother!What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?A walkie talkie!What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?A centipede with chilblains!What has 50 legs but cant walk?Half a centipede!What do you
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|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?A: An octopuss!Q:
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie Pie!Q: What kind of birds
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for breakfast?”Good girls never go after another girl’s man…Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white cotton pantiesBad girls don’t wear any.Good girls wax their floors…Bad girls wax their bikini lines.Good girls loosen a
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.”We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.