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Stealing from a store

|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996. They showed the video surveillance tape on the news, and even the anchorman was laughing through it.A robber came into a convenience store wearing a ski mask and a

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The Duck Hunt

One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.The Warden said “Hey Sir,what ya huntin?”The man said “Ducks.”The Warden said “Did ya have any luck?”He said “Got 3.”The Warden said “Let Me

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Genie and the Taliban

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish. That’s three wishes total,” saidthe genie. The Canadian said, “I’m a farmer, my

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Made in Canada

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried, “My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!””Bill, da Canadian pipple would be ‘appy to do anyt’ing wit’in der power to ‘help you,” replied the Prime Minister.”I do

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Q: Why did

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

Q: Why did

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

Signs you may be a Canadian.

Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk” You understand, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine.” You know what it means to be on ‘pogey’. You know that “a mickey” and “2-4’s” mean “Party at the

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