A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, “Why, Irish Mike, this wouldn’t be your new beat out here in the sticks, would
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|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.”There’s not much room on this page,” he said. “What shall I write?”Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, “Write your repertoire.”
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. – Ed AbbeyGirls, like flowers, bloom but once. But once is enough. – Edward AbbeyWomen who love only women may have a good point. – Edward
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of his existence had been devoted exclusively to proving that two and two always equal four, except in unusual cases, where they equal three or five, as the case may be.” — Jacques
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.3. You turn off your modem and get
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?