What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying “Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions.” Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one. Once safely at home I opened it,
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Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia.” As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away