|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know? If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren’t two houses hice?
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____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:______1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.______2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.______3. This course will
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moooo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, “Bud.”
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When you fist heard that some people used 16 million colours you wondered whatever for and continued to write colour-map tables for correct highlights on objects. You remember comp.graphics when there weren’t enough
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”2 Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”3 Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one