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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Genitals.Samson
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man. “What have you got for collateral?” queried the
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. When you ground them, they say, “Your UI could really use some work.”8. They say, “My dad can beat your dad at Quake.”7. Instead of laughing, they say, “LOL.”6. They insult kids by saying,
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.3. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog