One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following “history” of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eight grade through
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You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven’t been anywhere.Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.You get winded playing chess.Your children begin to
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t we go to different high schools?There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.At last! I finally found the perfect girl!A fool and
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a Russian flea?A Moscow-ito!Two
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?A sheep
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, “Pop, what’s a millennium?” “Well,” he muttered, “I think it’s something like a centennial, only it has more legs!”