After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.”How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” Washington, slapping Osama in the face.Patrick Henry comes up from behind. “You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, “There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” George Bush replies, “Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” Osama answers,
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you one wish. That’s three wishes total,” saidthe genie. The Canadian said, “I’m a farmer, my