So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my
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How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.Both
A man was complaining to a friend. “I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!” “What happened?” asked the friend. “My wife found out.”
BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING – When someone yells or drops something loudly in a “cube farm” (an office full of cubicles) and everyone’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you know.”2) “Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?”3) “How come it’s so BIG in there?”4) “You’ve done this with a lotta guys before—right?”5) “Next time I come over, don’t bother with the
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.3. The Norwich Life
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining