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Three calamities

Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out

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Chinese Subtitles

Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head*, to be published in August by Fireside. Cited in Harper’s, June1996.I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this

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Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies

Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.2. You with your thick face have hurt my instep.3. Gun wounds again?4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!7.

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