This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?” The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.” The bartender asks, “What th’
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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women” said Joe. “The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.” “Wow! That’s quite some
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tothe bartender,”This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!” The scared bartender pleads, “Don’t shoot, please! I’ll do as you say!” The robber
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought helooked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. “I’m scaredout of my mind,” the stud replied. “Some pissed-off husbandwrote to me and said he’d kill me if I
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen….he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must haveher….He leans over to the bartender and asks if the bartender has anySpanish-fly
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.”WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar.Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartenderrecognized him and asked,
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked the bartender.”From my husband,” she replied.”But I thought he was out of town?” he asked.”So did I!” she said.