One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night”. So he says “ok” and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”The barman says “Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.””Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “ONE CENT – that’s awesome!” exclaimed the guy.So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.”I got in a tiff with Riley”, whispered Kelly to the beertender.”Riley? He’s just a wee fellow,” the barkeep said surprised.”He must have had
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3 lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems. Here’s a small list…If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she’s holding in her
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks “this guy doesn’t know the difference,” so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old