|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF
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The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on ‘Sexual Matters’ at my company.””That sounds interesting. Does this mean you’ll be counseling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?””I’m not sure yet,” he answered. “During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquires.”I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man.”6 shots! Are you celebrating something?””Yeah, my first blow job.””Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.””No offense, sir.
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03 PM. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, “Barkeep! Give me a beer!”The bartender replies, “Well uh..aren’t you a piece of string?”The piece of string answers, “Yeah!”And the bartender says, “Well get out of here! We don’t serve your kind!”So
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.” The bartender says “Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that.” The man says “Just pour them.”The man takes the first shot and the bartender says “Hey, you want to talk about it”? The
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and why the man was pulling that chainaround?The man answered ” HEY!! you ever tried pushing one of thesethings!!”