This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying “NERDS NOT ALLOWED — ENTER AT OWN RISK!” He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here? “Sure do,” replied the bartender. “Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and I’ll
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.”The gay continues, “I’ll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won’t say anything.”The bartender says, “Well, all right!” and pours a beer.A while later a
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender…Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:”What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.” Bartender: “What’s a G and T?” Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”Blonde: “I’ll have
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, “Gimme a beer.” The bartender then asks, “Anheuser-Busch?” To which she replies, “Fine thanks, and how’s your cock?”