The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.”We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife.””Well, tell me!” the man said.The policeman said, “We have
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?” Patient: “Well, give me the bad news first.” Doctor: “You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.” Patient:
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man said. The policeman