Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, “I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby.” The Cowboy from Brazil shakes his head and says,
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Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to outdoor concert. 40 degrees – You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 degrees – Italians cars don’t start. 32 degrees –
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.Don’t worry about the