The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get it?” “Well,” replies the other, “I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says ‘you can
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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, “I don’t have any money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!”To that the man
A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask us.Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.Don’t cut your hair. For any reason. Ever.If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to