At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch. You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice. McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen
Tag: American Express
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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.”
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.5. Long distance companies don’t