Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,”Are you ready to order?”Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is
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At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being “lifeless as a statue.” “That is absurd,” Gore stoically stated. “When elected, the people of America will see just how passionate and alive I truly am.” Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper, “Honey, you
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He’s the stiff one.
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f…… manual) to showthat they’re “hep” to the lingo. Make up your own that don’t stand foranything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,”Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like aquickie!””A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the pastsituation of your personal life I don’t think that is
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00