When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, “I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up.”Adam got very excited: “Oh, that would be so great, I would really
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If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, “Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done.Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?”Adam raises his hand and yells “Me,