St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on
neutral grounds between a
select team from the heavenly host and
his own hand-picked boys. “Very
well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
“But you realize, I hope, that
we’ve got all the good players and
the best coaches.” “I know, and
that’s all right,” Satan answered
unperturbed. “We’ve got all the
umpires.”