Sometimes
women are overly suspicious of
their husbands. When Adam stayed out
very late for a few nights,
Eve became upset. “You’re running around
with other women,” she
charged.

“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the
only
woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep,
only to be
awakened by someone poking him in the chest.

It
was Eve. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.

“Counting your ribs,” said Eve.