So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, “You’re
going to spend eternity
with this combo, okay? There’s a bass player
named ‘Mingus’ and a
pianist named ‘Monk’, and any day now we
expect this ‘Blakey’ guy to
show up with his drums.

“Wow!”
the guy says, “I never imagined heaven would be this good.”

The
man in the robe says, “This is hell, not heaven. There’s a girl

singer.”