Scorcher Murphy was selling his
house, and
put the matter in an agent’s hands. The agent wrote up a sales

blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it,

he turned to the agent and asked,

“Have I got all ye say
there?”

The agent said, “Certainly ye have…Why d’ye ask?”

Replied Murphy, “Cancel the sale…’tis too good to part

with.”