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Satanic Barney Proof

Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extracting the Roman numerals, we have: CV V L DI V And their decimal equivalents are: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Adding those numbers produces: 666. 666 is the number of the Beast. Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN! oI=vo ?/$=”‘” “””^SATAN$~ .&?/’ `””$$, ,/?/’ /-“^. .-=~T, ,/?/’ /SATAN| |IS,&’ |LT `?\ “?^I/HATE@:~:$=v. `$k==v.??, `d `$$’9P’I-LOVE=SATAN/$$~?$ ,R/ /$?~^'”””””`”\&&< ?b "`~$P:c: /v==v,#::?<<&:'T| d$/' [|:. ""=o/&. ,P o&Z'`'.##| |MH|| ,$$' `=:$H&=. `"b?b. .&' 96*.-v.:?/`==$&?$&*' `^$?. `*&*\ ,P ?~-~' |$$S>‘ `7b ,T/&&. d? |T’ /b .&J’ `> d’ T, &`L /|| ?| ?, ||9 JT H ?, H|| ||/ || 9, ||M PJ’ || `H bT, ||T || || T/L H|| `b M &T, M| 9, 9 `L9, M| `&. | `?*,9|| `b d `?(|H. `b ?b `* `&. `. J*|b `o/. `&. ,P 9/L 9:&. `9 ?? `H9. *?9 `b .&’ |/| `|`. `L ./’ `|H d/qZbo. M .,=’ ,|T ./~&$$?=??/’ `”=H$| H .o=” J| ,*/” `? `’ ./?ov==”*b9, ,$P ,Td ,$$’`’ ?|M ,$/ J|| ,$?/ M|| ?$/ M|| |>. .,~9$” T|| d’M. 9`| `Hi:R&:&&6&=”‘ ./$J| `^”Z. ||M `=Z:”” H|T” `&H&>v bT, .. v,?| M|| .:Z|&. ||H DEATH~>TO9H| `?* ?$`#’H 9ALL|1KIDS* .$/ `bZ& ,o&KILL&/’ ?$.:?ooo/*””‘ `$$b |MAIM*:./’ `”””‘ `’ `~?&qDESTROY#/’