Sarah was reading a newspaper,
while her
husband was engrossed in a
magazine. Suddenly, she burst out
laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here
where a
guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the
stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”

“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Tell me why
not.”
“Season’s more than half over,” he said.