Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
Let’s see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time
the bulb burned
out and the date it was bought, one to decide
who’s fault it is the bulb
burned out and ask why that brand was chosen
in the first place, ten to
decide to remodel the house as long as
they’re changing the bulb