Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions.One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, “This man,” he announced, “called in sick yesterday!”There on
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns
Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.Real Mothers know that dried playdough doesn’t come out of shag carpets.Real Mothers don’t want
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the White House have any club soda?
Judge: Are you married? A. No, I’m divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn’t know about.