Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, “Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I’d rather have three cakes and one candle.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. “Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”. “OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?” GOD says, “So you would like them.” “OK,” the guy
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, “Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence”. Alfalfa replies, “I love Darla”.The teacher said, “Good…now Spanky your word is respect”. Spanky replies, “I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla”. The teacher