A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,”Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people who can’t swim!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender “give us two beers over here!” The bartender walks over and see’s the octopus and he says, “Didn’t you see the sign over there it says no
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?”The drunk looks back and says, “Yes,