A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.”The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.She then
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots support.
Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.
Monster: Stick ’em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ’em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.