At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you callit a patriot, because
Judge to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?” Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.” Judge:: “And where is milepost 499?” Witness: “About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500.”
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his mom and says, “Mom, look, I’m a white boy!”His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, “Go show
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college experiences. Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullflling experience? Chelsea: It’s okay..but i don’t like how the boys sometimes act like real sex hounds. Hillary: Well, uh, have you, uh, actually had sex? Chelsea:
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money.” Glaring down at him, the judge replied, “He’s not. I am. You do.”
On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, ‘I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof.’ Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on