Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to let one of you go.”Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.”Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.”Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with anage discrimination suit so fast it’ll make your head spin.”…To which they
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?” “Twenty-two,” Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can’t they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.
Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.
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