Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”