Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. “It’s windy,” said one. “No, it’s Thursday,” said the next. “So am I,” said the third. “Let’s go and have a drink!”
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.”Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon.” says the little boy.”Sonny, I think you’re a little young for that.” replies the madam.The little boy places a
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get any because he couldn’t throw the dog high enough.
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!