A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, “I wish you had a flashlight.”He says, “Why’s that?”She says, “Because you’ve been eating grass for fifteen minutes.”
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, “I’m moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?”The men answered, “Go hunt’n, kill things, ‘n screw”.He then asked, “What do you hunt and
Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said, “But Father, I’m no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.”
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible.”Well,” she said. “The first time I married an octogenarian and hedied before we could consummate the marriage.””The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on ourwedding day.””The
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.