It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom.3. You turn off your modem and get
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. “What part?” the mother asked.”I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. “Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, “Hey, I got this great Polish Joke…” The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: “Before you go telling that joke you better know that I’m Polish, both bouncers are Polish