If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character matter YET?One More Whore And We Get GoreBill Clinton: Commander in HeatMy President
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him.He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have cards for ex-spouses.”The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do
The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: – has to work hard; – has to work at great depths; – has to work upside down; – has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; – has to work in a high humidity
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis. So the next day he goes to his physician and the doctorsays, “I cant figure out what it is. So I’ll give you some medicine, and if it