Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.1970: Growing pot.2000: Growing pot belly.1970: Douglas Street bridge.2000: Dental bridge.1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?” The Rabbi responds, “Just a little
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.”Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.”We don’t have any money for food.”
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, ‘Never again!’
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!”
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.