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Great Pick Up Lines!

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, ’cause my mom told me to call home when

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More Pick Up Lines

1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don’t you just come along peacefully?4. I envy your lipstick.5.

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The Mohel

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop and while she doesn’t read Hebrew she finally sees a shop with clocks and watches in the window. She goes in and hands the man her clock.

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Pick Up Line Rejections!

1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”2. The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to

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Room Service

This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was recorded andpublished in the Far East Economic Review: Room Service: “Morny. Ruin sorbees.” Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.” RS : “Rye. Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??” Guest: “Uh..yes..I’d like

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