A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. “Well,” argued the doctor, “without aphysician mankind could not have survived, so I amsure that mine is the oldest profession.” “No,” said the engineer, “before life beganthere was complete chaos, and it took an engineerto create
A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red
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WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at the Capitol this morning. “We feel that with the release of all the documents from
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said “Nice pigs, Sir!”The President replied “These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP!’ When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars