1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.6. If its mine, it must never appear
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.”There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepareyourself to be a widow. Your husband will
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, – “Buffalo Come!”And the Lone Ranger said, “How do you know Tonto?”Tonto replied, – “Ear stuck to ground…”
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.””Sure you could!!” said the political man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”
A young man comes home and says “Dad, just got my driver’s license and would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.Men are