A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.”I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. “I would
At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. “I’m sorry if I woke you,” said a voice at the other end of the line. “That’s all right,” said the vet, “I
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|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I’ve been arrested three times for practicing.