Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm.Q: What’s a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car. Who’s driving?A: The policemanTuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.Q: How many tuba
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it.” “But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, “I could do that better.Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.Q: What is the difference between a trumpet