Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2. Do I look like a people person?3. This isn?t an office. It?s Hell with fluorescent lighting!4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.6.
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow. He looks down and sees somethingwritten in urine on the lawn it reads”I hope YoU GeT ImPeAcHeD”.Bill calls the FBI and says “Someone has written “Ihope you get impeached” in
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, “If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?”The first lady thinks for a minute and says, “Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime.”The second
Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway.He walks over and says – “Good morning, I’m THOR”!She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles